To Engage in Fraud or Not?

According to this article,

A large number of those who commit fraud are married males with the gift of the gab and often have pretty wives, according to an expert.

I am not sure how this information is useful to anyone, but I would like to take two stabs at it. Based on my experience in statistics, I can draw two conclusions:

1. Beware of men with pretty wives. There is a high correlation suggesting they could be fraudsters. Better safe than sorry.

2. We should commit fraud because it increases our likelihood to marry pretty wives.

That is my "expert" opinion.